i just found the best thing on the internet for the bear.
i think i will have to buy it for him..

http://www.beardoil.co.uk/

the advert for it is wicked and it's made in Norfolk too!
it has 4 different types that have been developed! FOUR!!!!! a whole section of life i had never known about until now. beard products.

Listen to this:

The NORFOLK Beard Oil Story

NORFOLK BEARD OILS for the Man who is KING, WARRIOR, MAGICIAN, LOVER

WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU?

Norfolk Beard Oil is a return to the vanishing principles of masculinity defined by “The Beard”, a declaration of authenticity and integrity; a Man making a stand for what he believes in and not being afraid of showing who he truly is.

We are witnessing a beard renaissance where modern man is once again connecting with his roots of true masculinity.

By creating four special beard oil blends allied to the key male archetypes of King, Warrior, Magician and Lover, Norfolk Beard Oil are redefining what it is to be a Man.

Our Vision is for men across the world to reclaim their roles of King, Warrior, Magician, Lover, and to Serve, Protect , Inspire and Love with deep integrity and heartfelt authenticity.

Join us on this exciting Journey...

now...is the bear a king, warrior, magician or lover????

I'm gonna have to work that out before i splurge £36 0f my hard earned english pounds on it but hell, the packaging is nice and i'm aaaaalll about the packaging!